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The Jenoviad Entry #77

Wordsman — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:00:47 +0000

They were on Floor Sixty
And to top were drawing near
‘Cross the hall was a staircase
But they could four guards hear

Barret whispered, “We’ll sneak by
Avoid this one combat”
Cloud, still dizzy, dropped his sword
“Oops. Sorry about that”

Guards dispatched, the big man groaned
“There goes our chance at stealth”
“What’s the matter?” chuckled Cloud
“You worried ‘bout your health?”

“Charging in was fun, for sure
I’d do all that for free
But even I don’t wanna fight
The whole damn company!”

AVALANCHE trudged up the stairs
Not showing much aplomb
On Sixty-one they found a scene
Of most surprising calm

A man whose suit was sharp as tacks
Approached, gave them a key
“Now go and clean that bathroom
And be quick! I’ve got to pee”

“You . . . didn’t hear a fight below?
Shots fired? Busted doors?”
“Good lord! I’ve no time to keep track
Of all those lesser floors”

The Jenoviad Entry #76

Wordsman — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 05:00:54 +0000

Past hails of bullets, stray grenades
They ducked in elevator
“Which floor?” asked Cloud. “Just hit one!
We’ll worry ‘bout it later”

Doors slammed shut, the ‘vator rose
They all sighed with relief
Then suddenly it went berserk
And caused them no small grief

“What’s happ’ning? Tifa! Save us, please!”
“You’re one who eas’ly scares
We never would have been stuck here
If we’d taken the stairs”

Tifa hit a button
And the ‘vator came to rest
The door popped ope’, a man looked in
“I’ll . . . wait. That would be best”

This scene repeated many times
They scared off lawyers, traders
Floors One through Fifty knew them as
The Elevator Raiders

Finally they reached a point
From which ‘twould not ascend
Cloud was not sure his poor gut
Would ever truly mend

The Jenoviad Entry #75

Wordsman — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:00:06 +0000

The three strode in, quite purposeful
To show they business meant
Barret said, “‘Scuse me, we’re here
To see the President”

“No one sees the President!
Not no one, not no how!”
The unobservant desk clerk
Looked up, saw the gun, said, “Wow”

“Oh, we got us an appointment
Check it: ‘AVALANCHE,’ at 9”
Cloud asked, “How long did you take
To come up with that line?”

“Shut up!” Then, to lobby whole:
“Now, everybody MOVE!
We’re here to wreck this place up good
To leave would you behoove”

Sirens blared, civilians fled
The lobby filled with guards
Barret cocked his gun. “It’s time
To send my fond regards”

AVALANCHE took some good time
To work out their aggression
There wasn’t anything like this
In the guard training session

The Jenoviad Entry #74

Wordsman — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 05:00:32 +0000

Barret grunted. “Shoulda known
You’re just a useless bum
So we’ll do it my way
Let’s just charge in, start a scrum”

“That’s your plan?” scoffed Tifa
As she firmly held her ground
“Fight your way through ev’ry floor?
Let’s find a way around

“What about those stairs?” she said
While Barret’s path she blocked
“I know it sounds impossible
But maybe they’re unlocked”

Barret: “Take the long way ‘round?
No! Go straight for the throat”
Tifa: “Cloud, it’s up to you
You’re the deciding vote”

Now, in these situations
Cloud’s choice oft was bright and clear
But this time . . . “Sorry, Tifa
Gotta go with Barret here”

The Jenoviad Entry #73

Wordsman — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:00:41 +0000

The party clasped on to the wire
It held their weight quite well
The punks cheered, jeered, told them they’d fall
Cloud shot back, “Go to Hell!”

The wire twisted up and up
Through wreckage of the plate
Cloud’s batt’ries proved so useful
That it almost seemed like fate

Finally they reached the top
Cut through alley and street
‘Til o’er their heads rose Shinra Tow’r
At least eight hundred feet

“Okay, Mr. SOLDIER”
Barret said without delay
“Since you should be the expert here
I’ll let you lead the way”

Cloud tried to mask his ignorance
In truth, he’d never been
“I know this place like back of hand
Now . . . how do we get in?”

The Jenoviad Entry #72

Wordsman — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:00:16 +0000

With no ideas, they wandered ‘round
Got to Wall Market, late
Maybe there they’d find a way
To reach the upper plate

A scavenger sold batteries
Cloud bought ‘em all, one go
“Batteries? How will those help?”
“Hey now. You never know”

Near Corneo’s mansion
(Which Cloud passed at triple speed)
They found some kids goofing around
With a great wire lead

“Yo! Where’s this go?” Barret asked
Of one obnoxious putz
“Up,” he said, “but climbing it?
You must be hella nuts”

“Here’s our way!” the big man cried
“Using this, we can soar”
“Man, what’s with you and wires?”
“Hey, one saved our butts before

“‘Sides, this ain’t just a wire
See? It’s golden, full of hope”
“Yeah, whatever,” grumbled Cloud
“Just head on up, you dope”

The Jenoviad Entry #71

Wordsman — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 05:00:28 +0000

He was playing with Marlene
“Daddy! Your whiskers tickle!
Oh! Hi Cloud! D’you like that girl?”
Which left Cloud in a pickle

Barret saved him, intervened
“I guess we’d better stir
Aeris saved my little girl
Now let’s all go save her”

“I concur,” said Tifa
Drawing her gaze off of Cloud
“Any further Shinra crimes
Just cannot be allowed

“But what about Marlene?”
Barret: “Why can’t we leave her here?”
Tifa: “That mom’s in no shape
To watch a girl, I fear”

Still, they had no other choice
Told Marlene to watch out
“Now! To Shinra HQ, quick!”
But no one knew the route

The Jenoviad Entry #70

Wordsman — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:00:13 +0000

“Oh, the war,” said Tifa
“Yes, that’s what I thought, at first
Then I heard about the lab
And came to fear the worst

“One day a man came to our house
He said he was a Turk
He had the air of someone
Who does most unsav’ry work

“He said she was an Ancient
Said she had a higher call
Aeris—oh, God bless her!
Wanted none of it at all

“But that man Tseng would not give up
Said he’d be back some day”
The mom, she took a swig, and said
“I guess that was today”

Tifa tapped Cloud discreetly
They would leave her to her grief
They snuck up to see Barret
A man filled with relief

The Jenoviad Entry #69

Wordsman — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:47:22 +0000

“Knew this day would come,” she said
Her voice filled with regret
“My daughter’s been fleeing them
Oh . . . ever since we met”

“Met?” said Tifa, puzzledly
“A funny thing to say”
“Aeris did not meet me ‘til
Long past her first birthday”

“This’ll be long, won’t it?”
Cloud asked, stifling a groan
He was wishing he had brought
A flask to call his own

“This was way back in the war”
The mom said with a sigh
“My husband was at the front
Some place they called Wutai

“One day I got a message
That my man was home on leave
I waited on, for days and days
Ne’er him I did perceive

“There at the train station
Was a woman, destitute
I have to say, my first thought was
She was a prostitute

“With her was a young girl
For her sake she did implore
‘Help my daughter Aeris’
Then the mother was no more”

The Jenoviad Entry #68

Wordsman — Fri, 28 May 2010 05:00:53 +0000

They worked their way back through the slums
To th’incongruous glen
Inside they found Aeris’ mom
“Oh look. It’s you again

“Sit down. Make yourselves at home
Enjoy a cup of tea
And tell me why it’s not your fault
They took my girl from me”

Cloud began the blame game
“It’s all Barret’s fault, you see”
Barret countered with, “Oh yeah?
Who brought her there? Not me!

“Ah, go ahead and blame me
I just came here for one thing”
“Your daughter is safe up there”
Barret up stairs did spring

Aeris’ mom ignored the tea
Instead pulled out a flask
“Are . . . you alright?” Cloud felt the need
To hesitate to ask